“JUST TERRIBLE, OOOHH. UGHH. OHOHGOOGOSH UGHHH. EEUGH,” I submit into the ask of the person I just unfollowed. they’re dropping like flies. ”(im not referring to your baby pictures) (I don’t know what i’m responding to but it’s 11:51, 3 hours past my self scheduled bed time, and this feels right)”
You know what they say about guys who have big feet. They say, “Aah, look out!” and then they pretend to push him into the street when a car is coming, but they were just joking. They were only trying to scare him. They would never really push him into oncoming traffic. They’re friends, best friends.
(via shittyexgirlfriend)












