“JUST TERRIBLE, OOOHH. UGHH. OHOHGOOGOSH UGHHH. EEUGH,” I submit into the ask of the person I just unfollowed. they’re dropping like flies. ”(im not referring to your baby pictures) (I don’t know what i’m responding to but it’s 11:51, 3 hours past my self scheduled bed time, and this feels right)”

brandnewswastikas:

You know what they say about guys who have big feet. They say, “Aah, look out!” and then they pretend to push him into the street when a car is coming, but they were just joking. They were only trying to scare him. They would never really push him into oncoming traffic. They’re friends, best friends. 

(via shittyexgirlfriend)